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Do you like Maxine? (the old lady with an attitude on Hallmark cards, cartoons, etc)? - maxine cartoons

The railing of the Life of Maxine ...
As you glide the banister of life, remember

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert said
An impressive new book. His name is .......
"Instead of the lay ministers


2. Transvestites:
One guy, eat, drink, and Mary loves


3. The difference between the pope and his boss,
The Pope is waiting for you just to kiss his ring.


4. My mind works like lightning
A flash of light and left.


5. The only time the world beats a path
His door is when you're in the bathroom.


6. I hate sex in movies. I tried once more.
The seat folded, glass and overturned
The ice, well, the mood is very cold.


7. Previously, only death and taxes are inevitable
Well, of course, no shipping costs, too.


8. A man is someone who, after the trash
It seems that Iust clean the entire house.


9. My next house has no kitchen --
Just vending machines and a large trash can.


10. A blonde said, "I was afraid that my
Mechanic might try to shoot me.
I was relieved when I said
What I needed was signal fluid. "


11. Definition of a teenager?
The punishment of God ... To enjoy sex.

12. As you glide the banister of life,
May the splinters never wrong